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This is to say nothing of the lovely, Eastern European and Latin American young ladies who ply their trade nightly at Private Eyes over timothy mcsweeney's in Hell’s Kitchen. I’d probably break it down thusly:- $100 on good liquor from the liquor store- $100 on lap dances for my roommates- $400 on timothy mcsweeney's one hell of a night of drinking/booby-seeing- $60 on this- $200 on extra large Magnum condoms just to impress the hot girl who works behind the counter at CVS- $100 on presents for my family- $40 on lunchmeatAnd Ben’s spending it on a suit and timothy mcsweeney's a wedding. That is, until my roommate Brian and I murder him in his sleep tonight. Oops - did I just write that? **********************************************************************A couple of thoughts on the commercials that Fox has been showing incessantly during the baseball playoffs.1) Fox has shown that promo for “House MD” so many times that the visage of Dr. Gregory House will forever be burned into my memory for as long as I live, and perhaps in the afterlife as well, until after a few months in Hell I kill myself because of my involvement in a bizarre love triangle with Eleanor Roosevelt and Lieutenant Dan from which my only escape is to die twice (Did he die?
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