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In fact, Tom’s desire censorship to keep up his image is one thing Katie has begun to hate about their interaction, say insiders. "Katie knows their relationship isn’t going to work and she doesn’t like being a part censorship of a huge PR campaign," an insider says. Fair enough for Holmes; we suppose that when one first signs a billion-year contract, it initially seems like a joke. But after the first suffocating weeks of services rendered, the realization that one's soul has been rented for a near-eternity is a little sobering. Hopefully, L&S's efforts to further reinforce censorship their break-up story hasn't inadvertently endangered any of Holmes' loose-lipped handlers, saving some unlucky Celebrity Centre drones from having to discreetly dispose of some blood-soaked sailor suits while the bodies of her "best friends" slowly dissolve in a bathtub full of acid. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes — secrets of the split! [Life & Style via Gawker]Previously: Bert Fields Licks His Chops For Potential Cruise Lawsuit [Defamer]Are Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Tearing Up Their Contract?
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