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| witch, insult, nate, black label society, journal, graf, humor, derek mcgrath, college and university, trademark, niggaz, tamra davis, celebrities, katherine randolph, emily'stoybox, kathleen miller, kevin connolly, name and tagline, humourous, real audio, tupac mp3s, jane anderson, insultingpostcards, | [Defamer] READ MORE: Tom Cruise, katie holmes, top Are Tom models Cruise And Katie Holmes Tearing Up Their Contract? Life & Style has just detonated a Valentine's Day dirty bomb on Hollywood's doorstep, boldly announcing the imminent end of Hollywood's Most Suspicious Couple on its cover. Of course, we must always keep models our bullshit detectors set to "what the fuck?" in the aftermath of such breathless glossy-rag reportage, but the mind nonetheless reels from the possibility of a coming gossip apocalypse. The details according to L&S: Life models & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding — and, ultimately, to split. Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” |
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| Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family. In a situation like this, we find ourselves choosing between the unconvincing object and an unreliable force. But with a big denial on the record, niggaz we must all content ourselves with the maddening holding pattern of obsessive bump photography, psychoanalysis niggaz of lonely coffee runs, and the occasional, vague tabloid report that they've finally set a wedding date. And we're a little sad to temporarily shelve crazy rumor Aftermath Scenario I (even niggaz though the expected denial did arrive right on cue); we believe in our heart of hearts that Cruise would have his best people inseminate Charlize Theron with some absolutely stunning offspring. Previously: Are Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Tearing Up Their Contract? |
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