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“Tom will set up Katie and the baby,” adds the splash pal. Aftermath Scenario I (less likely): An immediate denial, worded forcefully enough splash to buy time for the scores of lawyers who are scrambling to determine what pro-rated portion of Holmes' billion-year personal services contract she's entitled to in a settlement, followed in a few days by a surprising announcement that Cruise and Oscar nominee Charlize Theron are expecting triplets. Aftermath Scenario II (more likely): A retaliatory four-page spread in Us Weekly featuring the happy couple emerging from their splash weekly silent-birth class at the Celebrity Centre, with Cruise proudly patting Holmes' bulge with one hand while giving an enthusiastic thumbs-up to the camera with the other.
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