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| figjam, cds, israel, jack thompson (attorney), rap song, personal essays, funny, makaveli 2000, journals, gwyneth paltrow, naked, makaveli 2, bush, bootlegs, lawyer marketing, hillarycarlip, competitive name analysis, amnesia, | Wear earl hamner clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that it be easier to lift dat ‘box at the Kmart, homes). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.- Park at least 5 junk earl hamner cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It’s OK to abandon them in the street as long as it’s in front of someone else’s crib.- Exaggerate every motion, earl hamner every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.- Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you…- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don’t have a backyard, turn your mother’s into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.- |
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| Walk down the middle of the street because you don’t know what a sidewalk is for.- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.- If you’re a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support israel you, so your nigger men have more time to commit israel crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.- Bastardize the israel English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you’re trying to say.- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the ‘hood’ can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.- |
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