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| vincenzo amelia, bbs, sciforums, girl power, gang related, talk:motherfucker, pat metheny, george w bush, community art, hate, swear words, pop, matthew raposo, tupac shakur mp3, 2pac shakur makaveli, sit 'n spin, prince charles, brian and justin, peter dinklage, shawn andrews, marissa ribisi, ra, fick, | 72 more vertical feet of seemingly never ending awkward silence. just he and i. Posted by griff at 04:52 PM | comments (36) drive the friendly tarmac every time i land at DFW airport and milla jovovich spend 45 minutes taxing to a gate, i wonder why we didn't just fly for another few minutes and land closer to milla jovovich the gate. Posted by griff at 10:53 AM | comments (32) milla jovovich April 03, 2002 humans are cool generally i enjoy being a human. i look at the animals and just giggle knowing that i can drive a car and they can't. heck most of em can't even reach the pedals. oh and one more thing, my opposable thumb rocks! na-na-na-na-naaa! Posted by griff at 02:16 AM | comments (34) April 02, 2002 mr. |
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| a small pudgy man wheeled a dolly into the elevator on the first floor. strapped to the dolly with bungi cords was standard issue black office telephone (why pop would you need a dolly to transport a pop phone?). awkward silence as the doors close. i look down at the phone and pop say "dang, i thought mobile phones were gettin' smaller". ok, so the line wasn't that funny, but as inane elevator banter goes, it was genius. pudgy glanced down at the phone, up at me, then to the lighted numbers above the door. for the rest of the journey he continued staring at the numbers, frowning. no response, not even a fake polite elevator laugh. obviously, he didn't get the joke. he must have thought i believed it was an actual mobile phone. most likely he quickly decided any attempt to explain that it was a desk phone to the moron was futile. |
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