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| metal gear 2: solid snake, napolean, david icke, martha wainwright, drama, anti racism, insulted, by francesca lia block, riad galayini, zoe records, backstreet boys, song, singer/songwriter, | Put this on the memo area of your next check: “Donation to Al Quida/Al Qaida” (however the hell they spell it.) Let’s see Bush spy on your phone calls and emails. That should make good blog reading. No thanks. Not unless the Bush people want hours of videotaped footage of me masturbating on the bathroom floor and laying in interscope bed eating Tostitos and a lot of phone conversations between Brian and I that go: Me: “Dude, did you clog the toilet in the middle of the interscope night?”Brian: “No, dude.” Me: “Oh, I guess that was me.” interscope [eleven seconds of silence] Me: “I can’t wait to get fucked up this weekend.” Brian: “I know. It’s gonna be awesome. I love getting drunk.” Me: “Me too.” [fourteen seconds of silence] Me: “Alright, later.” |
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| realize how awesome this sounds) I once wrote out a check to Dalton (Swayze in Roadhouse) for 1 million dollars. I told myself that if I ever have 1 million dollars in my bank account, I would change my name backstreet boys to Dalton, cash the check, and then spend the cash to open up a bar called the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri. I would not, backstreet boys however, wear sleeveless guis. Unfortunately, I spend all my money on Natural Light, Rumpleminze, and frozen Jack’s backstreet boys pizzas. Help me. I think Jake and I would be very good friends. Jake, if you’re reading this, please IM me soon. I can move out there now, but early February would be best. Let me know. Finally, we have CarolAnne in Philly. I would never, ever do this. Hey Jason….Lets see if you have the brass balls to try this one. |
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