 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| metal gear 2: solid snake, napolean, david icke, martha wainwright, drama, anti racism, insulted, by francesca lia block, riad galayini, zoe records, backstreet boys, song, singer/songwriter, | If money is not at the ready, I’ll get change at a nearby store and then give some to the guy. This wariness was heightened when a few months ago a homeless man in the Lower East Side, right around the corner where I unreleased makaveli used to live, stabbed a guy my age. So I’m not about to get shanked while I’m standing there looking for a dollar bill. Right now, I’m at unreleased makaveli home in Philly, unreleased makaveli and (almost) every morning (read: early afternoon) when I wake up, I head down to the Oregon Diner for breakfast. It’s only a few blocks from where I live, but hey – I’m fat – so I drive. There I get my usual meal: creamed chipped beef (if you don’t know what creamed chipped beef is, my sadness for you could fill an ocean). I then take the CCB back to my dad’s house, where I eat it in peace and quiet. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| You spent most of April 2004 on a crime spree in Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio. You have paid for sex on numerous occasions, three times with a man – whether or not it was ‘accidental’, as you claim, is not important to Me. And you haven’t been to Church regularly since you were 11. So tell me Jason, why should I martha wainwright let you into heaven?” Me: “Well, um, I did give martha wainwright a martha wainwright lot of money to homeless people.” God: [giving me a good look over, conferring with St. Peter, taking a deep breath] “Ok, here’s the deal: 500 years in Purgatory. If you get enough prayers, I’ll knock it down to 400. Take it or leave it.” Me: “We have a deal!” [Me and Gary Shandling, who will die only seconds after me on 9/15/08, exchange high fives.] But I’m not stupid when I give either. If I don’t have any change or spare ones at the ready, I’m not about to be stand with a homeless person, routing through my wallet, only to eventually say, “Sorry, I don’t have any change.” |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
