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| metal gear 2: solid snake, napolean, david icke, martha wainwright, drama, anti racism, insulted, by francesca lia block, riad galayini, zoe records, backstreet boys, song, singer/songwriter, | He died on the day of the planned release. A masked man once stabbed Chuck Norris in the alley behind a children’s hospital. The rap wavs knife bled rap wavs to death.Chuck Norris has only celebrated April Fools Day once. The result was homosexuals.Chuck Norris proposed to his wife by spelling out “Will you marry me?” in semen. Needless to say, she said yes.When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please.”Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, rap wavs he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. |
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| But by francesca lia block I’m pretty sure I’m losing my mind, so I can’t promise that. God I love you all. **************************************** Look, it’s funny. It really is. But please stop sending me facts about Chuck Norris. I’ve gotten a least three emails a day for the past month or so with these Chuck Norris facts. Yes, I know they exist. And yes, I know they are funny. But I’ve known about them for a while. by francesca lia block The by francesca lia block original target of these “facts” was Vin Diesel. The facts were basically the same, sans beard and roundhouse kick jokes. They were funny. So I appreciate y’all bringing this to my attention, but I am aware of it. But what the hell - here are some of my favorite facts: Chuck Norris raised his IQ by eating gifted children.Einstein actually had a theory explaining how the roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris broke all laws of physics. |
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