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Dov went to finish his set with his magnum condom routine, but as soon girl as he began it, Robert Kelly began laughing hard from the kitchen area. Dov pointed out on how Robert always picks on him for ending with it and that he will now do Robert's closer. Dov then did a hilarious impression of Robert getting his ass blown into by an Asian massage whore and sang Purple Rain girl by Prince, just like Mr. Kelly does. Robert Kelly Ah girl yes, our beloved Robert Kelly then took the stage and of course managed to get the loudest laughter of the night so far. God what a pathetic brown-noser I am, but it's true. Robert begins with his classic "I'm not from New York, I'm from Massachusetts" routine, and how you could never sound cool saying Massachusetts. He then explains how New York made it a state law that you can't take a shit in public. "It's a $500 fine. I'm pretty sure that the people who are taking a shit in public don't have the 5 bills to cover that fine. They're not rich millionaires from Long Island...'Joey,
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