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By J.R. Cope A) Trucker: 'eer store? Me: What? Trucker: 'eer store? Me: You matthew mcconaughey mean, beer store? Trucker: Whut matthew mcconaughey I said. Me: It's a dry county. Sorry. Trucker: What? Me: No alcohol for miles. Dry county. No beer. Dry county. Trucker: Yeah, I heard ya. B) *over phone* Me: matthew mcconaughey Front desk. Trucker: I'm in 101. I wanna movie. Me: Regular feature? Trucker: No, the dirty. Me: That's 24.19. Trucker: Shit. I stay here all the time. Me: Nothing I can do. Sorry. Trucker: No, I stay here all the time, man. Me: All the time? Trucker: Yeah. Me: Let's see. Nope. Nothing I can do. Trucker: Cut me a deal man. Come on. Hook me up. Me: I can't. It's against policy. Trucker: Shit, man. I gotta watch a dirty! C) Me: Smoking or Non? Trucker: Non, man. I just got in from Oklahoma. You wouldn't believe what fucking happened. Me: What? Trucker: Fucking Indians drugged me, stole my fucking truck and left me in the desert. Me: There's a desert in Oklahoma? I mean, that sucks.
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