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 He had taken it upon himself to “clean” my windshield: there was a disgusting, milky-looking residue smeared all over the windshield, a mix of blue cleaning fluid, newspaper ink, and the windshield’s natural grime.  My reaction?  That mother fucker.  Even though he was yelling alice and alice being a dick, I was still going to give him a dollar.  And the jerkoff messes up my windshield.    What followed was a parking lot shouting match between me and a homeless guy that I’m almost embarrassed to recount here.  When alice I said, “What the fuck did you do this for?”, he asked for change.  When I said, “Look at my fucking windshield!”, he laughed.  And kept on laughing.  Then I shouted, “Fuck you, dude.  I’m going home – TO MY HOME!”  I was hoping that this would sting him, what with me pointing out that I have a home and he does not – but he was unphased and kept laughing like a goddamn hyena. 
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