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--Jeff And your problem is...? Love, Mother Nasty Dear Mother Nasty, jews I am a teenage jews girl who is grossly overweight and believe I am gay. There is jews a really nice girl in my gym class who really turns me on. How can I tell if she is interested in me even though I am very fat? Dear Goddess of the Flesh, One thing I have to say is: Fat is where it's at. Do you want to have sex with a fucking bony-assed beanpole or a soft, wet pillowy mound of hot, lusty pleasure? Honey, you are a volcano of pure sex. I remember high school, I was ready to hump anything that twitched in my general direction. Unless you have genital warts, (I don't recommend them) you will have a slippery clit under your greedy, little tongue faster then you can say, "dental dams and dildos". I suggest that you check out Fat Girl, a wonderful spot for the true sex symbols of the dyke world.
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