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| personal essays, sanyika shakur, david icke, sasha jenson, drowned in sound uk, catherine avril morris, pac, state case law, toasterovens, f. gary gray, religion, words, | **********************************************************************A couple of thoughts on the commercials that Fox has been showing incessantly during the baseball playoffs.1) Fox has shown that promo for “House MD” so extremist many times that the visage of Dr. Gregory House will forever be burned into my memory extremist for as extremist long as I live, and perhaps in the afterlife as well, until after a few months in Hell I kill myself because of my involvement in a bizarre love triangle with Eleanor Roosevelt and Lieutenant Dan from which my only escape is to die twice (Did he die? “Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan?!?”)[By the way, let the record show that after mulling it over for quite some time I called both my roommates and asked, “Who’s a good fictional dead person?” - not a standard question on a Wednesday afternoon. |
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