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| charlie croker, current affairs, song, wolf ticket, 2 pac picture, news for grownups, lori tan chinn, sex, product, parody, by eric gilliland, celebrity, awol, | THR calls Brokeback "king of the rodeo." We thank them for resisting the temptation to go with "chaps-wearing queen of the gay rodeo." [Variety, THR] the goddess · Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas, Even On The Internet Edition: AOL and Yahoo race the goddess to air treasure-themed web series, even as NBC is set to air Imagine produced Treasure Hunters this summer. [Variety] · Oscar nominee-related news! Just-recognized Good Night, and Good Luck star David Strathairn will join Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling in the Castle Rock thriller Fracture. [THR] · Razzie nominee-related news! Paramount buys a top-secret "untitled contemporary love story the goddess pitch" for obscure actor Tom Cruise. Our best guess as to the logline: "A man and his fiancee unexpectedly find themselves entangled in a love triangle with the turkey-baster-like apparatus secretly used to inseminate her." |
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| Sadder still is the point-of-purchase tragedy of Holmes being forced to accept the generosity of her companion, knowing that the selfless minder parody was spending the lion's share of the wages advanced her from her 2258 paycheck just so that the two could enjoy a little girl time over some cafe parody drinks. Soon, we imagine, Holmes will be unable to enter a Starbucks or Coffee Bean without instantly collapsing under the psychodramatic weight parody she'll subconsciously associate with any high-end coffee vendor. [Notwithstanding what we think we see in the above photo we found at Goldenfiddle.] Previously: Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Sympathy For The Fiancée [Defamer] READ MORE: Tom Cruise, katie holmes, sightings, top Trade Round-Up: Cruise Finds A New Love Story · Oscar noms: Var notes that this morning, the "The biggest surprise is the lack of surprises." |
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