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| charlie croker, current affairs, song, wolf ticket, 2 pac picture, news for grownups, lori tan chinn, sex, product, parody, by eric gilliland, celebrity, awol, | Previously: Are Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Tearing Up slap them Their Contract? [Defamer] READ MORE: Tom Cruise, katie holmes, top Are Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Tearing Up Their Contract? Life & Style has just detonated a Valentine's Day dirty bomb on Hollywood's doorstep, boldly announcing the imminent end of Hollywood's Most Suspicious Couple on its cover. Of course, we must always keep our bullshit detectors set to "what the fuck?" in the aftermath of such breathless glossy-rag reportage, slap them but the mind nonetheless reels from the possibility of a coming gossip apocalypse. slap them The details according to L&S: Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding — and, ultimately, to split. |
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| Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together wolf ticket as a family. In a situation like this, we find ourselves choosing between the unconvincing object and wolf ticket an unreliable force. But with a big denial on the record, we must all content ourselves with wolf ticket the maddening holding pattern of obsessive bump photography, psychoanalysis of lonely coffee runs, and the occasional, vague tabloid report that they've finally set a wedding date. And we're a little sad to temporarily shelve crazy rumor Aftermath Scenario I (even though the expected denial did arrive right on cue); we believe in our heart of hearts that Cruise would have his best people inseminate Charlize Theron with some absolutely stunning offspring. |
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