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| un cabaret, music match, rap midi, swearing, vincenzo amelia, insulting jokes, makaveli 2, shawn andrews, danielle von zerneck, literary journal, contests, laurel thornby, jazz, thelast detail, freplyspang, brianne davis, | Court jested @ 10:01 PM | permalink Friday, August 12, 2005 Art Museum Pick-Up Lines I visited the naming tools Metropolitan Museum of Art today. Excellent place to naming tools go if you're looking for some fine female scenery. Not the 16th century nudes on the walls, but the 16-25 year olds in the halls. I only wish I could've "MET" some of them (New Yorker's joke).So I've decided to go back to the museum in a few days. Only naming tools this time armed with some truly unique art museum pick-up lines. Let's crank a few out now, shall we?THE CULTURED GUY'S ART MUSEUM PICK-UP LINES"Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.""Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.""How |
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| as God once said freplyspang via Mother Nature: When it rains, it pours. Which is why in the last two days the following has happened as well:-My cell phone stopped working for a night when I was meeting up and coordinating freplyspang a night out for 6 people (including Beech, who's in Atlanta right now).-My A/C broke. It's currently 95 degrees outside during the day.-The wireless aircard on my laptop snapped in half.-I got a $185 speeding ticket on the interstate. No wait, that's going to happen by midnight.On a positive note, my freplyspang haircut from last Tuesday has finally grown out to the point where I really like it. It always seems to take about a week for a haircut to really settle in and grow on you. (That joke reminds me of one of my favorite columns Mikey wrote.)But hey, who asked for the bright side anyway? When you're already wet, what's another few inches of rain? |
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