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That's right folks, I slashed HER tire on a metal piece sticking out of the curb. Same tire, back right...you know, because God obviously prefers symmetry hollywood in nature.Now, I've always been a huge fan of irony, but there comes a point when too much hollywood is enough. I had it coming.So I pull THIS newly beaten up Audi into the garage and park in someone's space next to me. Time for the spare. Germans don't make it easy to change tires, but I managed to get it hollywood jacked up and all the lug nuts off. Then a funny (non-comedy style) thing happened: the flat tire wouldn't come off. This piece of shit wouldn't budge. After kicking and screaming (more profanities), and asking an equally baffled neighbor for help, I gave up, pulled the car out into the street, and called a tow truck. Tow truck arrives, says they've seen this kinda thing before, and promptly removes the tire, as if I was one kick away from doing it myself in the parking garage.
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