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Ladies, if you’re interested, Dom is currently single. **********************************************************************Speaking of emails, I’ve been terrible at answering (most) of them. I’m sorry for this, but I’m just really, really lazy and there are WAY too many of them. If anyone is interested in being my intern, let me know invented names (WOMEN ONLY please). Duties would include:- answering my emails- paying my bills (preferably with your own money)- cleaning up any accidents I might have while drunk- letting Brian invented names stare invented names lasciviously at you at all times- making sure I don’t do anything too stupid while drunk (including but not limited to: eating glass; getting hit by cars, buses, subway trains; lighting my beard on fire; trying to stop my ceiling fan on full blast with my forehead; etc)- being shirtless 85% of the time- baking carrot cakes of various sizeIf interested, please send your resume to eiwwm@lycos.com.
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