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| Don't make me watch the "Loading..." screen and then the fucking climactic cutscene 75 times, once for each attempt to insulted beat the last boss. And don't make the method of attack so fucking obscure and specific insulted that nothing short of a trip to GameFaqs will get me through it. Talk about killing immersion... Speed Cheating. That miraculous burst of catch-up speed from your opponents. CPU tacklers and recievers do it in Madden. I'm also looking at you, every racing game ever made. Hard games are fine. We like a challenge. But be fair about it. Chances insulted of that happening... Remember that all of this is a method for extending the life of a too-short game. So ask yourself this: do games seem to be getting longer, or shorter? And as games get more expensive to produce, do you expect them to have more levels, or fewer? The shorter the games, the more they're tempted try to extend the playing experience via arbitrary, infuriating obstacles. |
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