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Because I don't get any sense of reward or accomplishment by randomly activating subroutines via mind-numbing repetition. Ammo starvation. I'm looking at you, Resident Evil for r u still down the Gamecube. I have a gun. LET ME USE IT. Don't pretend your game is "challenging" because you only give me four bullets to kill eight zombie dogs with. Confusing, mapless floor plans. Did you remember when you were a kid and you got bored on weekends, how you would go to a large building, a hotel or r u still down a hospital, then wander around for several hours looking for r u still down a certain room? While zombies attacked you? Neither do we. That's because, much to the surprise of FPS game makers everywhere, wandering around lost in hallways isn't fun. If you game wizards are so proud of your sprawling levels and alternate routes, GIVE ME A MAP OF THE LEVEL. |
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