larry david, defamer, by katie ford, tupac mp3, mos def, assata shakur, laura silverman, sciforums, student, verbal abuse, fastfission, comedy, toasterovens, huessin, political, signs, jill soloway, joey lauren adams, wordssong lyrics eminem if i get locked up tonight off the wall,
|
Said Mr.Anderson. "itmight take a while, but I am sure we have enoughpaint!" insulting In only 20 minutesshe came back insulting and said " Im finished!! Andthere is insulting paint left over." Mr. Anderson said, " Did you paint thewhole porch?" Yah. And by theway, ....Thats a Porsche, not a porch.." This blonde walks into a hardwarestore and asks the guy at the cashier,"Can Ibuy that microwave?" He replies,"No imsorry we don't sell to blondes." So shegoes home and dies her hair green.She goes backand asks" Can I buy that microwave?""No im sorry we don't sell toblondes" So goes home and does the same thingwith burnette, red, and blue. The last time shegoes in she says "How do you always know whoI am?" He replies "Because thats aT.V." This blonde walks into ahardware store and asks the guy at thecashier,"Can I buy that microwave?"
|