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Larry David: The kid didn't say "Susie lives down the lane," he said "I love tits!" [Larry just found out the show tempo is a lot faster than the rehearsal tempo] Larry David: Bullshit, that's not the tempo. Get out of here. Blind Man: I think it is. slap them Larry David: What? Blind Man: slap them Pretty much. Larry David: Well, I don't know any human could dance to that tempo. You'd have to be "Flash" to dance like that. Blind Man: slap them Who? Larry David: Oh, forget it. It's a comic book character wearing the red costume. The guy in the red costume! Blind Man: I don't even know what red is. Larry David: Hm. It's hard to talk to a blind guy, you have no references. Kim: An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs. Genius. Marty Funkhouser: Why do you pee sitting down? Larry David: Many reasons. Marty Funkhouser: Do you crap standing up? Larry David: The whole cashew-raisin balance is askew! Ervin Schwimmer: [voice on Larry's answering machine] Larry David, this is Ervin Schwimmer.
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