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| kurupt, private college, cooper, eggers, pat metheny, celebrity, attorney resource., larry charles, dark compact, f. gary gray, action / adventure, indie, naked, ernest ozuna, party, backstreet boys, parker posey, i 2 pac alive, personal essays, sit and spin, photography, rapper, | That's a hate crime! Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] What do you mean you're not going to pause it? Jeff Greene: I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing. Larry David: Well, that's rude, I'll invective miss it. Jeff Greene: I'll rewind it invective when you come back. invective Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away! Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what away? There's bosoms! That's it! [while ordering coffee at Starbucks] Larry David: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got. [after leaving a terrible dinner party] Larry: What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with? |
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| Larry David: naked I'm a disgusting man. [repeated line] Cheryl: naked Why would you do that? Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] You know what a woman would do if I ever asked her to lift up her top? Jeff Greene: Why do you have to analyze this? Can't we just watch this? Larry David: She would spit on me! If I ever asked a woman to lift up her top, she would kick me in the balls and spit on me! Jeff Greene: We've waited a long time to see this and all you're doing is naked yakking. Be quiet, come on! Larry: Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me because of the Shaq thing. Cheryl: That's... kinda sad. Larry: What, are you kidding? Larry: [Larry's house has been spray painted by trick-or-treaters he has offended and he's reporting it to cops] They don't deserve candy and I don't deserve this: "Bald Asshole"? |
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