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| rapping, robert b. weide, earl hamner, hiphop, 2 pac video, amaru, constitution, insultingpostcards, music promotion, hardcore, writing, rica martens, arman zajic, gerry salsberg, 2 pac lyric, unreleased, michael moriarty, harbingerjournal, free mp3s, getyour war on, trademark, | This was the perfect compliment to the Santa suit (see below). My buddy Doc raised the bar pretty high when he was the addiction first to put on the Santa suit. There is something wonderfully iconoclastic about Santa buying a round of shots, pounding a beer, and then screaming at the TV, “C’mon! Santa’s got $200 on the Sixers, so let’s go there Allen or else you’re getting coal, you mother fucker!” I was determined to get out of wearing the Santa suit in any way, addiction shape, or form. Don’t addiction get me wrong – I loved the idea – but early on it was apparent that I was too drunk to be very jovial. This doesn’t mean that I wasn’t having a good time, but it means that I just wanted to drink, sit back, and laugh. |
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| Thankfully, there was nothing illegal about this Friday’s drinking tour, but there was a catch. There were about 14 guys on the tour – and one Santa suit. Each guy had to wear the Santa suit to a different bar. We started at 7pm at a bar on 2nd & Pine and we worked out earl hamner way down 2nd Street, stopping at every bar on the way, back to our South Philly neighborhood. And let me tell you, things got pretty ugly pretty quickly (of course, earl hamner I don’t mean “ugly” in the “not good” sense, but rather the “booze soaked and totally and completely fucking awesome” sense). I should mention that my buddy Mark really upped the ante. Unbeknownst the rest of the crew, Mark went out and procured a Polaroid camera, film, and (literally) hundreds of candy canes. |
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