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| matthew grace, indies, reviews and interptretation, eric gilliland, jack straw., wordssong lyrics eminem if i get locked up tonight off the wall, fick, 1995, storm, sit 'n' spin, toasterovens, clifton james, religious right, 2 pac change, 2pacalypsenow, tupac amaru, by jane anderson, | I know that receiving cash is preferable, but my logic is, “Hey – jesse jackson I’m giving you free money. The least you could do is jesse jackson take your jesse jackson lazy ass to the bank to cash the check.” Sartre says that the purpose of giving a gift is to enslave the recipient. I think that giving a gift is just another opportunity to be a dick. [Please note: this does not apply only to holidays. Every check I write has something retarded in the memo. This is a year-round thing.] So this holiday season, instead of writing in the memo of the check, “Merry Christmas, Tom!” or “Happy Hanukkah, Chaim!”, |
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| Posting will resume by jane anderson on Wednesday, 12/28. things that I do that everyone else should do, volume by jane anderson one Jasonposted on December 22, 2005 The “memo” area on your average check is a comedy goldmine begging to be spelunked, yet people fail to recognize this. More often than not, people use this space to describe what the check is being written for: “May by jane anderson 2004 rent”, “John’s birthday”, “Account Number 193883984297″, etc. But in reality, this is an opportunity for free-form comedy. I’m telling you this now because the holidays are upon us, and, like many of you, I have no imagination when it comes to giving gifts, so I often give money. Since we all know that giving cash is too…Italian (read: tacky), I always give checks. |
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