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The original target of these “facts” was Vin Diesel. The facts were basically the same, real audio sans beard and roundhouse kick jokes. They were funny. So I appreciate y’all bringing this to my attention, but I am aware of it. But what the hell - here are some of my favorite real audio facts: Chuck Norris raised his IQ by eating gifted children.Einstein actually had a real audio theory explaining how the roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris broke all laws of physics. He died on the day of the planned release. A masked man once stabbed Chuck Norris in the alley behind a children’s hospital. The knife bled to death.Chuck Norris has only celebrated April Fools Day once. The result was homosexuals.Chuck Norris proposed to his wife by spelling out “Will you marry me?” in semen. Needless to say, she said yes.When
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