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| The kid said wylde "How many mother fucking gallons do you think she'll hold, Senor?" Microzoft Registered User (1,760 posts) 01-24-03, 03:33 AM reply A Negro preacher was heavy into a sermon when he was interupted by a man near the back shouting "Lock the do' and don't a mulla fucka move!" The preacher said "Whoa, who's wylde that interupting my sermon?" The wylde dude stood up and said "I did. Somebody done lifted my wallet. I had it right here in my ass pocket and now it's gone." The preacher said "Well I can understand you getting upset, but I don't see where you had to interupt my sermon. And besides that, where did you say you had it?" He said "Right here in my ass pocket." The preacher said "Well it's your own fault then. You should have been carrying it in your inside coat pocket like I ......Lock the do' and don't a mulla fucka move!" Microzoft Registered User (1,760 posts) 01-24-03, 05:25 AM reply Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. |
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