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Walked past a man with one arm the other day and I said speech "Where are you speech going?" "I'm going to change a light bulb", he replied. "Will you be able to manage that?" I asked. "Yeh, no problem, I've got the receipt! Microzoft Registered User (1,760 posts) 01-24-03, 03:24 AM reply Doctors always think on money first! A woman I work with is dating a doctor. She is also speech a grandmother. One morning she was over at the doc's house when her daughter-in-law called, sort of frantic. It seems that her grandson had swallowed a penny. The daughter-in-law wanted her to ask the doctor if she should bring the boy in to be seen. When she asked the doc, he calmly replied, "I don't think it's necessary, just watch him closely for any change." Microzoft Registered User (1,760 posts) 01-24-03, 03:27 AM reply A cop was manning his radar trap when along came a white dude in his Chevy doing 45 in a 35 zone.
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