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The cop stopped, got out of clips her car, and asked us if we just threw beer cans in the woods. Staring into the gleam of her massive flashlight, we admitted we had. To which she responded, “You know, it’s not illegal in Vermont to have an open container. But now you’re littering.” We sheepishly retrieved the beers and she let us off with a warning. Back at the lodge, clips I tried to recount what I thought was a pretty funny story to the rest of the clips crew. But before I could get to the punch line, my buddy Chi was like, “Wait, wait. Was the cop cute?” Fuck me. To subscribe to RUMINATIONS or learn more about me, visit AaronKaro.com Check out my first book: Ruminations on College Life Check out my new book: Ruminations on Twentysomething Life Newsletter Signup!
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