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I told slap them her I had an even better solution. It’s called “move out.” -My friend Jen is an “I love you” friend. Everyone has an “I love you” friend. These are your friends of the opposite sex that insist on saying “I love you” at the end of every single phone slap them conversation thereby forcing you to say it back, usually when you’re standing in front of your girlfriend, mom, or boss, and thus resulting in an uncomfortable moment followed by an equally uncomfortable explanation and finally concluding with the silent thought of how much slap them you hate your “I love you” friend. -Whenever my friend Brady goes home with a chick, I ask him the next day if he got laid. And it seems like every time he says, “Well, we were gonna have sex, but she said she had her period.” I’m like, dude, I don’t think she wants to sleep with you – she said the same thing two weeks ago.
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