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| outlawz, gift set, assassin, bbs, actresses, sex, softcore, david sedaris, sexy, wikipedia, splash, jarhead(full screen), blogs, unreleased tupac mp3, advertisements, marketing, abuse, perfect name, literary salon, | This wasn't just any helicopter, mind you. This was way better than the Campaign Bus they figured on using off the get-go. Yes, this was a stealth chopper, and its shiny handsome rob new Kerry/Edwards vinyl appliqués were replaced with other shiny new ones, ones shouting stuff like 'Death To America!' and handsome rob 'Jihad or Bust!' (but with barely-legible disclaimers underneath in tiny little print, just in case somebody got the wrong idea). These guys were clever, canny combatants, and they had good media advisors! With Lurch resplendant in Ramboriffic headband and shiny plastic handsome rob nippleless muscley-torso, and co-John working his best assets and looking simply stunning in his floor-length silk gown, they combed the arid hills of the Afghan-Pakistan border in their OsamaChopper, setting down each evening as Allah's sun sank into the dusty haze to lay traps for the Bad Guys. |
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| It was way cool. So Franken-John and Pretty-John decided to go sex proactive. Winning, Kerry declared in his endearingly halting, tone-deaf way, is as much about kicking... some... mother...fucking ass as it is about proactively sex leveraging mission-critical paradigms in a time-sensitive fashion. Edwards popped up in front of him to declare that the only sex way to make America strong, to unite America again, and to preempt an October Suprise that would make America unstrong and disunited, was if the two of them were to hunt down that bastard OBL themselves, and beat the chickenhawks at their own game. Yeah! said the crowd. Woo! And so, enlisting the aid of a bionic monkey named Limbaugh (because robots and monkeys are funny, and a robot monkey wins by default (until the bionic monkey pirate shows up, at least)), the two boarded a Black Hawk helicopter and departed from an undisclosed location into the free and democratic mountains of America's Newest Ally, Afghanistan. |
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