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And they ask rap midi why I seem to hate America so. They keep asking. 07:02 PM 13 comments and 7 trackbacks. July 09, 2004 A Political Dream I had a dream last night. A glorious technicolour dream. A political dream. In my dream, Candidates rap midi Kerry and Edwards realized that Dim George and Snarling rap midi Dick were going to pull Osama Bin Laden out of their asses at some opportune moment before the election, and crucify him on the White House lawn. Plant the cross in a pool of scented oil to keep the saudi cooties from spreading, invite the bloodclan and Fox News and Dad, and rouse the tribes to a tumescent, frantic headline-crawl apogee of Republican vote-lust. But in a tasteful way, with very little mention of anyone having to go and fuck themselves. My dream-representation of the light dawning in the Johns' minds was a tableau of them making cute anime 'O's with their mouths while rolling their eyes upwards toward a shared thought balloon in which Dick Cheney was holding the severed head of Osama up by its hair, letting the blood drip onto a Diebold voting machine.
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