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Wanda: Why don't we just call the terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you? [Larry discussion forum accidentally eats discussion forum decorative manger scene cookies] Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary. Larry: I thought they were animal cookies. Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me? Becky: discussion forum Jesus Christ is not an animal. Larry: I thought he was a monkey. Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please. Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame? Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry. [Larry has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it] Larry: [to various passerby] You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'.
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