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All three take turns to get some cash, it's all good. But they are taking their sweet fucking time like there's no one else around in the store, gossip talking shit about road trips, then two of them decide that they didn't take out enough money from their trust funds (I know these are rich kids, judging from the huge shinny SUV they stepped out of while I was sizing up Mr. Pan Handler outside) so here gossip again I wait, my patience simply cannot wear any thinner, but I take a deep breath, reminding myself that I gossip was a talking monkey just like them a few years a go. Then, the supreme offence. Miss Birdbrain turns around and, playing innocent with an insincere apologetic giggle, asks me if I was waiting to use the ATM. "No I just love to lean on the beer, it's comforting to me" I answer back. Why, why, why do people play stupid when they realise they're holding other people up? Just say "oops I'm sorry" but don't play stupid, it's insulting. At least she didn't opt to pay all her bills at the ATM machine, using one transaction per bill with a single envelope for each bill.
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