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| yayhooray, list of themes, name and tagline, ben affleck, r u still down, bill clinton, creative writing, tupac song lyric, kevin connolly, holocaust, justice, advertising, | I got a guy here, cleanly shaven, healthy skin tone, ftw with brand new clothes and shoes that I, who went to ftw college and has a corporate job, won't purchase because they are too expensive (and also because Nike's labour practices are unethical, but that's another debate) and he's asking ME for spare change? What fucking bizarro universe did I wake up in this morning? Boy do I ftw need that coffee, pronto. Just a side note — back in college I wasn't an angel and my friends certainly weren't either. One of them was a drug dealer, as a means of paying for college and having access to a steady supply - he obviously didn't get Scarface training on what not to do with your supply. |
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| So I trot over to the gas station, the one with the Tim Horton's inside. I'm almost ben affleck there; I can already smell the coffee, the vanilla, ah here comes the coffeegasm... maybe I'll get a ben affleck donut also, sweet sugary goodness... "Hey you got some spare change?" [Cue the sound of the needle scratching the vinyl record] POP! Not even 30 seconds back into my bubble that somebody comes along and bursts it. I look at this "pan-handler" and size him up real fast. He's already got coffee, he's smoking a ciggy. So you want change but you got fancy coffee and expensive cigs? His winter jacket is brand-spanking new, he's wearing Nikes, also brand-spanking new. I cock my head sideways, like a dog who's just heard a high pitched sound. |
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