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| i 2 pac dead, personal essay, dirty t shirts, culture: society, speech, parker posey, makaveli lyric, doom 3: resurrection of evil, free case law, barbed quotes, jake gyllenhaal, henry calvert, talk:solidsnake, | jesus h. christ. What fucking morons. Categories: jewish Comments (0) Trackback (0) posted by Ben jewish at 4:04 PM Tuesday November 19, 2002 Ben's Traffic School Introducing a new series.. a staple of this blog now that most of my driving will be done for jewish recreational purposes rather than commuting: Two lessons for Auckland drivers today, chilluns. Gather round and listen carefully. IF YOU ARE GOING TO TURN RIGHT GET IN THE GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING TURN LANE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. If you make me switch lanes to miss the back end of your fucking RAV4 I WILL HONK AT YOU. If you are going to change lanes in front of me without signalling while I am speeding up to pass you you STUPID SHIT EATING VAN then please do so expeditiously so I can get around you DO NOT DRIVE IN TWO MOTHER FUCKING LANES YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU SHOULD DIE NOW DIE DIE DIE Thank you. |
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| Surely this sort of unification means that the apocalypse is near? Categories: Comments dirty t shirts (0) Trackback (0) posted by Ben at 6:32 PM Wednesday November 20, 2002 six weeks Today's "I can't believe people can be this stupid" observation: Local Subway dirty t shirts features this sign: "Due to extreme popularity our supply of Chicken Fillets has run out, and there will not be any for some time." A sign at another location reveals that it may be up to for the supply to be restored. This is the only item on their menu that I regularly order. I ask now.. How can Subway run out of Chicken Fillets? It'd be like McDonalds running out of beef. Surely Tegel can just fire up its production lines and grind up a few thousand pounds of assorted chicken parts, and hey presto, there we go. Nope, it seems Subway isn't supplied directly from a processing company like, say, KFC. Instead, they must predict demand and stock for the longhaul accordingly. To run out for SIX WEEKS due to a demand prediction error.. |
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