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| scott macdonald, david bluestein, rap music, by sue kolinsky, michelle burke, brand, blog, by eric gilliland, david sedaris, extremism, richard cheney, art, 2 pac shakur, | Police tupac Commisioner: [holding up tape recorder, non-sincerely] Ab-sol-ute-ly not! Police tupac Commisioner: [winks] Tron: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, sellin' rocks would be bad. [playing at the World Series of Dice] Leonard Washington: My name's Leonard tupac Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business. Quills: [screaming] All right, nigga! Get butt naked right now! Leonard Washington: [calm] First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody. [holds up wad of money] Leonard Washington: You want this roll, nigga? You gonna have to shoot me for it. Quills: OK [shoots him in the knee, takes the money] Leonard Washington: GOD DAMN, NIGGA! WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU! THAT'S WHY BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING! |
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| The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special extremism Olympics. Dave Chappelle: Skeet Skeet extremism Skeet! Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to extremism be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull my balls out right now... skeet skeet skeet skeet! [Tron having dinner with police after turning self in] Police Commisioner: Now, you are a cocaine dealer, but you've done a lot of good for the community. Tron: I know. When it's Thanksgiving, I be passin' around turkeys like Nino Brown, baby! Police Commisioner: Of course! Tron: [dignified] But may I ask you gentleman, when I'm acquitted, can I continue to channel rocks throughout my community? |
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