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scott macdonald, david bluestein, rap music, by sue kolinsky, michelle burke, brand, blog, by eric gilliland, david sedaris, extremism, richard cheney, art, 2 pac shakur,
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And I shall smoketh it. [from the "Ask A Gay Dude" segment] Rapper: What the fuck is up with the rainbow? I'm not feelin' the rainbow! jokes Mario Cantone: I'll put a jokes band-aid jokes on your face and make you my Nelly. Tron: America wanna see me live, not work. Look at this America, look at how Tron is livin' in the city. [holding up a wad of bills] Phaze 2: Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son. Tron: And a banana Cognac, biotch. Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda? Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you asleep in it high on crack! Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you. [speaking to elementary school class] Tyrone Biggums: Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high. Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.
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