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| larry david, deathrow, gerry salsberg, clips, comedies & family ent., limpdicks, edi, slanderous, ozzy osbourne, richard linklater, contact, pat hamilton, non fiction, directors, 2001: a space odyssey (novel), academic, ifilm, backstreet boys, rap lyric, figjam, cds, | "$50 anyway please." No thanks. "$50 mandatory, we're burly mechanics who know where your wallet is" (back pocket apparently isn't fooling anyone). kkk Fuck you, paid them.Two new tires: $135.Total cost of fucking up over and over: $185.Writing kkk about the experience in my blog: Basically, $185Now you're probably thinking, "There must be something else that cost $185 too, right?" And the answer is yes, because I'm not fooling kkk anyone but myself anymore.The day before (this past Tuesday), I arrived at JFK airport to come back to Atlanta. I'm in line at Independence Air, when I realized the flight was at 4:55pm instead of 4:30pm. Hmmm... I pulled out my itinerary and read it aloud to myself: "Tuesday, 16 Aug 05. |
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| That's right academic folks, I slashed HER tire on a metal piece sticking out of the curb. Same tire, back right...you know, because God obviously prefers symmetry in nature.Now, academic I've always been a huge fan of irony, but there academic comes a point when too much is enough. I had it coming.So I pull THIS newly beaten up Audi into the garage and park in someone's space next to me. Time for the spare. Germans don't make it easy to change tires, but I managed to get it jacked up and all the lug nuts off. Then a funny (non-comedy style) thing happened: the flat tire wouldn't come off. This piece of shit wouldn't budge. After kicking and screaming (more profanities), and asking an equally baffled neighbor for help, I gave up, pulled the car out into the street, and called a tow truck. Tow truck arrives, says they've seen this kinda thing before, and promptly removes the tire, as if I was one kick away from doing it myself in the parking garage. |
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