(The last joke works slander 2001: a space odyssey (novel)
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(The last joke works because it's a 5-speed.)Back story short, I made it in time, which leads me to the real story, where 2001: a space odyssey (novel) I stop with the rhyme.So Wednesday morning, just hours before my flight to NYC, I 2001: a space odyssey (novel) had to run one last errand. On the way back, I hit a pot hole. Guess what type of tire takes offense to imperfections in the road? Correct. And if there's one ugly noise you never want to hear from your car, 2001: a space odyssey (novel) it's the sound of driving on a flat spare tire. Might as well have pulled over and replaced it with a metal Kleenex box.But I didn't. I turned up the radio and kept driving, kind of like the time I hit a kid in a school crosswalk, accidentally dragging him screaming like a human ragdoll for a good two blocks.
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