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-My friend Jen is an “I love you” friend. Everyone has an “I love you” friend. These are your friends of the opposite traditional art sex that insist on saying “I traditional art love you” at the end of every single phone conversation thereby forcing you to say it back, usually when you’re standing in front of your girlfriend, mom, or boss, and thus resulting in an uncomfortable moment followed by an equally uncomfortable explanation and finally concluding with the silent thought of how much you hate your “I love you” friend. traditional art -Whenever my friend Brady goes home with a chick, I ask him the next day if he got laid. And it seems like every time he says, “Well, we were gonna have sex, but she said she had her period.” I’m like, dude, I don’t think she wants to sleep with you – she said the same thing two weeks ago. So either she’s a really, really good liar, or you didn’t pay very good attention in high school biology.
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