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| assault, great names, dazedand confused, amaru, computergame, tupac amaru, kyrgyz, jenna bush, writing, witty, music cd, creative non fiction, boobs, | -My friend Shermdog continues to have the most impressive game I’ve ever seen. The only way I can describe it is that when I see him hit on girls, I’m so awed that I’m almost dave eggers subconsciously dave eggers afraid I might hook up with him. (Please note: I said almost.) One time I was out with Shermdog when these cute chicks sat down at the table next to us and ordered sushi. I made some lame-ass joke which they totally ignored. Then I went to the bathroom. By the time I came back, Shermdog was dave eggers actually sitting at their table and feeding one of the girls a spicy tuna roll. He had them eating out of the palm of his hand. Literally. -My buddy Jay lives with his girlfriend. I always feel so awkward and immature when I call their home number and have to leave a message. |
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| In my experience, a true friend is someone who knows all your flaws – and seizes every single opportunity to make fun of you for them. In fact, my buddies often say that my penchant for assault making jokes at their expense is simply a ploy to disguise my own insecurities. God, how fucking dumb are my stupid friends? -No matter what the context, if I ever mention a female in conversation, my buddy Chi will always stop assault me and say, “Wait, was she assault hot?” I’m like, “So the girl sitting next to me on the bus today was—“ and Chi’s like, “Whoah, hold on. She cute?” And if I tell him she wasn’t, he gets a sad little look on his face and stops paying attention. I believe he has a mild form of ADD Aaron's Recent Articles: RUMINATIONS #61: "Strife of the Party" RUMINATIONS #60: "Coastal Feuding" RUMINATIONS #59: "Boys" RUMINATIONS #58: "Daycrawlers" RUMINATIONS #57: "The Blunder Down Under" See All only triggered by the thought of unattractive women. |
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