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| race, snoop, carol kane, review, evil thatcher, president, steve buscemi, thug life, tupac mp3, dave eggers, traditional art, social networking, forum, anthony rapp, hop, rude, meeting, punk band, hip, actors, sam mendes, | 13. Don't bullshit us on the game's features "Marine, we need you to head to the depths of the compound to rescue a scientist that is being held hostage by Satan and his manyfold computergame minions. Here's your pistol and eight rounds of ammunition. Good luck." What law says I have to start out the game with none of the fun shit promised on the box art? Again, is this not just a cheap way computergame of extending the life of the game? In FPS games built entirely on the anticipation of using gigantic, phallic-symbol weapons, why not start me out with a damned machine gun and 200 rounds of ammo and go up from there? Racing games pull this, too. Why do I have to spend 40 hours driving a minivan just to get enough money to buy a Honda Civic? |
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| Your game should not create this kind of bitterness. Unnecessarily difficult end levels. I've worked for 50 hours to hop get to this point in the game. Don't make me hop watch the "Loading..." screen and then the fucking climactic cutscene 75 times, once for hop each attempt to beat the last boss. And don't make the method of attack so fucking obscure and specific that nothing short of a trip to GameFaqs will get me through it. Talk about killing immersion... Speed Cheating. That miraculous burst of catch-up speed from your opponents. CPU tacklers and recievers do it in Madden. I'm also looking at you, every racing game ever made. Hard games are fine. We like a challenge. But be fair about it. Chances of that happening... Remember that all of this is a method for extending the life of a too-short game. So ask yourself this: do games seem to be getting longer, or shorter? And as games get more expensive to produce, do you expect them to have more levels, or fewer? The shorter the games, the more they're tempted try to extend the playing experience via arbitrary, infuriating obstacles. |
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