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Use a rap midis big damned glass okay? See, you're adding three eggs with no shell pieces and unbroken yolks to eight ounces of cow juice so you're going to need a glass a wee bit bigger than all that. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah. Now you gotta mix this stuff all together, but don't be using no power tool on it okay? Just use a spoon, and don't get rap midis too nutso on it either. It's not a race and if you hurry it'll suck like your ugly sister doin' dick down on the dock. rap midis Okay so you slowly stir the eggs with unbroken yolks and no shell pieces into the eight ounces of very fresh grade A cow juice. The yolks is gonna break in there eventually, so don't get all a-twitter about it. Just don't be thinking "I better get all these fuckin yolks busted up right quick" cuz it's the wrong way to do it.
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