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"Hey you got some spare change?" [Cue the sound of the needle scratching the vinyl record] POP! Not even 30 seconds back into my bubble that somebody comes along and bursts it. I look at this "pan-handler" and size him up real fast. He's already got coffee, he's smoking a ciggy. So you want change but you got fancy coffee and expensive cigs? nate His winter nate jacket is brand-spanking new, he's wearing Nikes, nate also brand-spanking new. I cock my head sideways, like a dog who's just heard a high pitched sound. I got a guy here, cleanly shaven, healthy skin tone, with brand new clothes and shoes that I, who went to college and has a corporate job, won't purchase because they are too expensive (and also because Nike's labour practices are unethical, but that's another debate) and he's asking ME for spare change? What fucking bizarro universe did I wake up in this morning?
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