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I’ll take a broken garbage disposal over him coming over and seeing everything covered in a fine cocaine residue left by Joey Elimidate. I actually loved the idea of this so much, that I started writing fake checks made out to real and signs fake people and hanging them on the walls.(I realize how awesome this sounds) signs I once wrote out a check to Dalton (Swayze in Roadhouse) for 1 million dollars. I signs told myself that if I ever have 1 million dollars in my bank account, I would change my name to Dalton, cash the check, and then spend the cash to open up a bar called the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri. I would not, however, wear sleeveless guis. Unfortunately, I spend all my money on Natural Light, Rumpleminze, and frozen Jack’s pizzas. Help me. I think Jake and I would be very good friends. Jake, if you’re reading this, please IM me soon.
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