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And it seems like every time he says, “Well, we were gonna have sex, but she said she had her period.” I’m like, dude, I don’t think she wants to sleep with you – she said the same thing two weeks ago. So either she’s a really, really good liar, or you didn’t pay very good attention in high school biology. -As always, here are some random things I've been ruminating about lately… -I used PAM cooking spray for the first time tupac shakur the other tupac shakur day. The container says it’s “all-natural.” All-natural what? It’s processed tupac shakur butter in an aerosol can. And so in order to protest this absurdity, I’m never cooking again. -Recently I was accepted to the Writer’s Guild, which is a very prestigious labor union for writers.
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