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He had them eating out of the palm of his advertisements hand. Literally. -My buddy Jay lives with his girlfriend. I always feel so awkward and immature when I call their home number and have to leave a message. advertisements It usually goes something like this: “Hey Jay, it’s Karo….uh, and, um, hi to you too, Jocelyn. Hello to the both of you, um, together. Uh oh, am I calling too late? Oh advertisements man, I’m definitely calling too late. You guys are probably sleeping. Or having sex. Oh God I shouldn’t have said that. OK, uh, Jay, just give me a call back. Or Jocelyn you can call me back too, I guess. I mean, I was calling for Jay but, you know, I don’t want you to be insulted or anything. You know what? Maybe it’s best if we never speak again.” -I have another friend that recently moved in with her boyfriend. She told me that in order to save time, she and her boyfriend shower together every morning. I told her I had an even better solution. It’s called “move out.” -My friend Jen is an “I love you” friend.
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