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Mr. grouphug Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child. Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and grouphug happy life together as a family. In a situation like this, we find ourselves choosing between the unconvincing object and an unreliable force. But with a big denial on the record, we must all content ourselves with the maddening holding pattern of obsessive grouphug bump photography, psychoanalysis of lonely coffee runs, and the occasional, vague tabloid report that they've finally set a wedding date. And we're a little sad to temporarily shelve crazy rumor Aftermath Scenario I (even though the expected denial did arrive right on cue); we believe in our heart of hearts that Cruise would have his best people inseminate Charlize Theron with some absolutely stunning offspring.
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